We're Not Here FULL PILOT is HERE!

Our FULL PILOT fo We're Not Here is up on YouTube! Watch here! Then after you watch it, and you like it, share it! Like the video on Youtube, Comment on it, Share on Facebook, Tweet it, poke it, pin it, do it up! We need all the help we can muster to get this baby off the ground and out into the wide world. Send it to anyone you think would like it and maybe be able to help us too! Thanks to all who made this pilot happen, we couldn't have done it without you!

Screening of Shorts & Our Pilot - We're Not Here!

JJF We're Not Here Screening, a set on Flickr. (click image to enlarge)

We had an amazing screening for some shorts and our PILOT on Saturday, March 9th 2013. Many fans came out to drink, eat, watch and laugh. Take a gander! Also posted on the Events page as slideshow. Photos by Niegel Smith & Rachel Faith (each is labeled). Then you can watch the shorts and pilot we showed on our youtube channel (jamesandjf1). Thanks!

Big shout outs to those who provided homemade treats and especially our friends at El Beit & Modca (visit the cafes in Williamsburg). Thank you to our bartenders who donated their talents all night! And big shout out to TAI Studios and Ginny Venk who hosted us for the evening in their gorgeous space. Check them out: http://thetaigroup.com.

This the the trailer for our Pilot: We're Not Here!

Pilot screening coming!

We're getting ready to show our PILOT!

Finally, we're letting these two gorgeous ladies out of the closet in their full form!
Bernie and Fontaine will make their grand entrance THIS SPRING.

We're thinking of showing a few shorts before the main event and we're still choosing
which ones, so let us know your favs!

Stay tuned for all the details, coming soon.

We're doing it in December!

Hidy Ho everyone! Hope the holiday season is treating you all really well.
As for us, we're doing A-OK! We are back at in 3 upcoming shows! Take a gander at your calendar and see if you can pop in to any of these magnificent nights:

Saturday, December 8th: TRISKELION HANNUKAUCTION!
We will be performing "A Cajun Fish Fry" as part of this annual benefit for the best arts org in the burg! The event starts at 7pm, we probably go on around 8pm. Come on down, it's a really fun night!
Triskelion Arts
118 N.11th St. (bet berry & whythe) 3rd Floor. Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY, USA.
www.triskelionarts.org

Saturday, December 8th: LateNite: Liza and Friends' Winter Cabaret! 10pm
This is bound to be an awesome show - music, dance, comedy, burlesque and Liza Minnelli. I mean, what more do you need? We're doing "A Cajun Fish Fry"
Dance New Amsterdam
280 Broadway (entrance on 53 chambers st)
NY. NY. USA. The world.
Check it out here

Saturday, December 15th: Variety night at Dead Herring. Around 9pm.
Awesome times are always had at Dead Herring. It's a real live Williamsburg artist loft where anything can happen. We're bringing back Channel One favorites, HEIDI & NICOLE!!!!!
141 S.5th St. #1E (between Bedford & Berry) Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY, USA.

Clown Fest Cabaret

Bernie and Fontaine will meet the clowns THIS THURSDAY, Sept 13th at 10pm. We can't wait. We're doing a little slice of "We're Not Here" at the NY Clown Festival cabaret. It's hosted by the wonderful Fantasy Grandmas and has a slew (a literal slew) of other talented performers in the line up. You should definitely try to make it down.

THE BRICK THEATER
579 Metropolitan Ave (between Union and Lorimer)
Take the L to Lorimer or the G to Metropolitan (they are the same stop)
$15 tickets here: https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/cal/122

Seats will go quick, so buy in advance. So many performers, so many fans.

Meet these ladies next week!

OH my god, oh my god! We have been super busy! We wrote one pilot script for an all original surreal sketch comedy show called  i.e.T.V. and submitted it to one NYTVF competition. And then... We wrote a completely different script and shot that pilot for another NYTVF competition! This one is called We're Not Here, and it's a kid's show for adults. We're so happy with how it's all turning out. We had amazing help from many friends and neighbors and are still editing the final touches on the masterpiece. We'll have a showing as soon as we can. 


But in the meantime! We're introducing the characters of WE'RE NOT HERE live and in person at the Empire City Comedy Festival at The Tank. 


Meet our latest creations, Bernie & Fontaine: We are two ageless, bohemian ladies secretly living in your parents hallway closet. Come on some adventures with us and learn a thing or two! But remember- as far as your parents know, We're Not Here- so mum's the word, you dig?

So, come check us out! Here's all the details. Spread the word!


When:  WEDNESDAY, JUNE 27th at 7:30pm 
Where: The Tank - 151 West 46th St. 8th Floor (bet 6th/7th aves)
How: $7 tickets online/ $10 at the door. BrownPaperTickets.com