We're doing it in December!

Hidy Ho everyone! Hope the holiday season is treating you all really well.
As for us, we're doing A-OK! We are back at in 3 upcoming shows! Take a gander at your calendar and see if you can pop in to any of these magnificent nights:

Saturday, December 8th: TRISKELION HANNUKAUCTION!
We will be performing "A Cajun Fish Fry" as part of this annual benefit for the best arts org in the burg! The event starts at 7pm, we probably go on around 8pm. Come on down, it's a really fun night!
Triskelion Arts
118 N.11th St. (bet berry & whythe) 3rd Floor. Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY, USA.
www.triskelionarts.org

Saturday, December 8th: LateNite: Liza and Friends' Winter Cabaret! 10pm
This is bound to be an awesome show - music, dance, comedy, burlesque and Liza Minnelli. I mean, what more do you need? We're doing "A Cajun Fish Fry"
Dance New Amsterdam
280 Broadway (entrance on 53 chambers st)
NY. NY. USA. The world.
Check it out here

Saturday, December 15th: Variety night at Dead Herring. Around 9pm.
Awesome times are always had at Dead Herring. It's a real live Williamsburg artist loft where anything can happen. We're bringing back Channel One favorites, HEIDI & NICOLE!!!!!
141 S.5th St. #1E (between Bedford & Berry) Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY, USA.

Clown Fest Cabaret

Bernie and Fontaine will meet the clowns THIS THURSDAY, Sept 13th at 10pm. We can't wait. We're doing a little slice of "We're Not Here" at the NY Clown Festival cabaret. It's hosted by the wonderful Fantasy Grandmas and has a slew (a literal slew) of other talented performers in the line up. You should definitely try to make it down.

THE BRICK THEATER
579 Metropolitan Ave (between Union and Lorimer)
Take the L to Lorimer or the G to Metropolitan (they are the same stop)
$15 tickets here: https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/cal/122

Seats will go quick, so buy in advance. So many performers, so many fans.

Meet these ladies next week!

OH my god, oh my god! We have been super busy! We wrote one pilot script for an all original surreal sketch comedy show called  i.e.T.V. and submitted it to one NYTVF competition. And then... We wrote a completely different script and shot that pilot for another NYTVF competition! This one is called We're Not Here, and it's a kid's show for adults. We're so happy with how it's all turning out. We had amazing help from many friends and neighbors and are still editing the final touches on the masterpiece. We'll have a showing as soon as we can. 


But in the meantime! We're introducing the characters of WE'RE NOT HERE live and in person at the Empire City Comedy Festival at The Tank. 


Meet our latest creations, Bernie & Fontaine: We are two ageless, bohemian ladies secretly living in your parents hallway closet. Come on some adventures with us and learn a thing or two! But remember- as far as your parents know, We're Not Here- so mum's the word, you dig?

So, come check us out! Here's all the details. Spread the word!


When:  WEDNESDAY, JUNE 27th at 7:30pm 
Where: The Tank - 151 West 46th St. 8th Floor (bet 6th/7th aves)
How: $7 tickets online/ $10 at the door. BrownPaperTickets.com

This explains a lot about our show next week!

DOUBLE BILL!!!!!

That's right! We're so excited to be bringing this awesome sketch comedy troupe, UNCALLED FOR, down from Montreal to perform a double-bill with us at The Tank. Mark your calendars with the following information:

FUTURE PARTY: a sketch comedy double bill from another dimension
FRI MARCH 23rd 7pm
SAT MARCH 24th 7pm
The Tank: 151 West 46th St. 8th Fl. (between 6th & 7th aves)
Tickets: $10 online and $12 at the door.

Ticketing info to come soon!

So, we are doing Channel One with ALL NEW MATERIAL and the boys are bringing this amazing show, Today is All Your Birthdays! They are award winning and have been for many years.

Check them out here: www.weareuncalledfor.com

Tell your friends, we want to pack the house for an awesome vibe for our Canuck brothers.

Peace and love.

Going Down South!

We are packing up and getting ready to go down south to the 
NORTH CAROLINA COMEDY ARTS FESTIVAL!!!!!!


We're very excited to play in the South and can't wait spread the good word. 


Check us out in a local North Carolina paper (The Daily Tar Heel) HERE
More info on the festival and buy tickets HERE

Tell your friends down there:
Thursday February 9th @ 9:30pm
Saturday February 11th @ 9:30pm

James and JF shoot a trailer!

Our take on war... with help from friends.

Our New Video: Cabin Fever

Happy New Year!

We are back in action, hitting the ground running, all arrows point to go! Two awesome bits of news to share for James & JF in 2012:

We will be performing next as part of the 2012 CIRQUE OFF at Triskelion!

It's a three day festival of all things funny, circus and awesome presented by Triskelion Arts, it's the 5th year running and it's always a great time, good line ups, different each night, so you can come to all three!

We'll be on stage:

FRIDAY JAN. 20th 8pm

SATURDAY JAN. 21st 8pm

$15 ticket reservations  can be made here: info@triskelionarts.org or 718-599-3577

More info: www.triskelionarts.org

And then... We got accepted into the North Carolina Comedy Arts Festival in FEB!

We'll be headed to Chapel Hill for shows on Feb 9th and 11th at 9:30pm, so make sure to tell your southern pals to drop in: www.nccomedyarts.com/sketch.

So, that's our news, what's yours? Hit us up on Facebook or Twitter and let us know. Oh and check out our new videos on YouTube!

Much love & light in the New Year!