December 22nd 7:30pm

So basically, we need all of our fans to come out and support us on December 22nd at 7:30pm at the Kraine Theater.

You get to watch us do 5 minutes of awesome new material and then vote for us to be ONE of THREE companies that get into the miniFRIDGE festival. We want in. Help us!

Tickets are $15 and include a DRINK!

GO HERE FOR MORE INFO

BIG NEWS!

We just got word... Toronto and Edmonton are tuning into Channel One!
Catch us up North. Summer 2011!!! Canadian Fringe, here we come.
We will be busting our humps to raise the money from here on out,
so stay tuned for ways to help to make our dreams come true.
But for now, bask in the glorious news. This show made the cut!

Channel One EXTENDS!

After an amazing run with SOLD OUT shows at the NY Clown Theatre
Festival at The Brick, we are proud to announce that Triskelion Arts
is presenting an EXTENSION of CHANNEL ONE!

We are bringing ALL NEW TV SHOWS to CH1 with a stellar line up of CH1
originals and possible GUEST STARS!
Every Week. Monday night. For four weeks.

MONDAY=FUNDAY=CHANNELONEDAY

Triskelion Arts and James & JF present: CHANNEL ONE (RESUMES)
FOUR MONDAYS at 8PM:
October 11th
October 18th
October 25th
November 1st

Tickets: $10 for first timers.*
Reserve now: call 718-599-3577 or email info@triskelionarts.org

*Discounts available if you've seen the show before and are coming
back for more! So, come back and bring new friends, gloat about cheap
tickets to friends, then those friends come back with new friends.
Rinse. Repeat. Email us at jamesandjf@gmail.com

Triskelion Arts Zoo Theater
118 North 11th St. 3rd FL. (between Berry & Wythe)
www.triskelionarts.org
L train to Bedford, walk north 4 blocks, make a left, walk a block
and a half (towards water), climb to 3rd floor, walk to back: you're
there.

THIS MATTERS.

Heidi and Nicole Tour Part 2

Karla in the Kitchen Channel One's Newest Video!

Channel One in audio!

The New York Clown Theatre Festival

Hey y'all! Guess what?! We have been accepted into
The New York Clown Theatre Festival at the Brick Theater
in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY for September 2010!

Here's the details:
Sunday September 19th 8pm
Wednesday September 22nd 9pm
Thursday Septmeber 23rd 7pm

Get tickets: $15
www.bricktheater.com/clown/ or call 1-866-811-4111

Heidi and Nicole Go on Tour

Janet

You Tube Channel

It's official, we have a You Tube Channel and it's full of goodies to watch and learn things about life and us and the future.

Here. It. Is.

http://www.youtube.com/user/jamesandjf1

Use it wisely.

Heidi and Nicole Search 4 Inspiration

like oh my god the future

oh my god like... i was totally in the future and like you would never be-lieve - what - a-happened - to -a me. OMG. It was like this totally huge like mechanical like lazer-y nail salon and like, I hovered into the place - because you don't WALK - like - in the fuh-riggin future! You just fuh-riggin HOVER! And like I hovered in and this ROBOT was like all to me like "Mani? Pedi?" So I was like "BOTH please" and then this chair scooted behind me and like I sat down and like but - it wasn't a chair - per-say it was like these two fluffy discs and i sat and like these lazers zapped after a ROBOT displayed the colors I could choose from and BOOM my feet looked GUH-orgeous and then ZAP my hands were like fuh-riggin pris-tine! and like, Oh, yah I totally chose SILVER!!! Oh but like, NO one is fat in the future ... it's well, it's kinda like... heaven for god's sakes.

In the future

In the future,
Will there be love?
Will there be heartache?
Will there be paint?
Will there be earthquakes?

These are all questions we ponder in the early morn or the late eve. But in all seriousness, what does the future hold? We like to think there will still be a need for making people (will there be people?) laugh. We like to think there will still be a need to communicate. We like to think these things due to the sheer fact that we've invested so much of our time and energy into them in the present. Think about what time and energy we (collectively that is) invested into in the past that are still with us today. Washing machines. Cars. Electricity. Bleach. TV. Yes, TV. And we're back. Back on to where we so beautifully began. That gorgeous specimen of modern invention that keeps us company when no one else will, that calms our ails when we ail, that buoys us up when we're sinking low and that teaches us the real lessons in life. We're talking about life lessons. From people who were well written and seamlessly styled. These are the gems we can carry around with us and use in moments that may not be so cleverly contrived. They are our superpowers. TV gives us these. And much more. TV of the future?

Sneak peak at the shows on Channel One!

Monica and her assistant on her show "He's Your Man Now!"

Heidi is contestant #1 on "Ursula's Realty Coach"

The Mono Sisters

Synesthesiac

In the future, are we going to have people who all at once conjoin different senses and can't remember anything about their lives? Would this be a evolutionary step up? Or just self preservation? Or could it just be annoying, cloying and repetitive.

I think they would be called a synesthesiac.

They might talk a little like this:

What's that smell? Oh it must be this song. ... Or is it? Is it this song? What is this song? I mean I know it's blue, but what's it called? It tastes so familiar, it's on the tip of my brain. Oh hell. Hot. Is it? Are you someone I knew before? Are you important? You look like three, but that could just be me.

This could be in our future. Or yours.

We're here

We're getting the ball rolling and stepping out into the light.
Here's something to tease the appetite for what's about to happen.

In a world where television has been abandoned, one channel remains.
Channel One. We're the only ones left.
We will say this: "Everyone has a vice and everyone can give advice".

And then you can find us on facebook* for more info and photos and.
*click here