like oh my god the future

oh my god like... i was totally in the future and like you would never be-lieve - what - a-happened - to -a me. OMG. It was like this totally huge like mechanical like lazer-y nail salon and like, I hovered into the place - because you don't WALK - like - in the fuh-riggin future! You just fuh-riggin HOVER! And like I hovered in and this ROBOT was like all to me like "Mani? Pedi?" So I was like "BOTH please" and then this chair scooted behind me and like I sat down and like but - it wasn't a chair - per-say it was like these two fluffy discs and i sat and like these lazers zapped after a ROBOT displayed the colors I could choose from and BOOM my feet looked GUH-orgeous and then ZAP my hands were like fuh-riggin pris-tine! and like, Oh, yah I totally chose SILVER!!! Oh but like, NO one is fat in the future ... it's well, it's kinda like... heaven for god's sakes.